The Camel and the Pig (Hard)
“There’s nothing like being tall! Look how wonderfully tall I am,” said Camel.
“Ha,” said Pig. “There’s nothing like being short. Look how delightfully short I am!”
“Ha,” said Camel. “If I can’t prove that being tall is better, you can have my hump.”
“Ha,” said Pig. “If I can’t prove that being short is better, you can have my snout.”